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Subject: [ Speakeasy ] Speakeasy Install Dates 234234223
Return-Path: spkdsl@speakeasy.net
X-OriginalArrivalTime: 30 Jul 2002 21:21:33.0251 (UTC) FILETIME=[1416F930:01C2380F]

Hello Paul,

Your circuit, order 234234, has been successfully
delivered and tested with your local telephone company, and you
have been scheduled for an installation. You have the ability to
check on your order status by logging in to MySpeakeasy:

www.speakeasy.net/myspeak

Your Covad Installation Date and time is:

08/02/2002 8:00am – 12:00pm

This is when our vendor will bring the modem or router, turn on
your circuit, and connect your phone wiring to your installation
address. It is very important that you are at the installation address
for the installation date. If there is no one available to allow
access to your residence, there will be a $150.00 Missed Appointment
Fee to your Bill Account.

YOU'RE GONNA DIE, CLOWN!

w00t!

On the upside, I've been feeling really good this afternoon. Almost happy, even.
will be here in about half an hour to help me move some stuff, and this weekend, I'm breaking shit at 's place. w00t!

Oh, and zer0, remeber how we were trying to figure out where this quote comes from? Adam Sandler, Happy Gilmore.

The quote is from the Movie, "Happy Gilmore" where Adam Sandler is at the miniature golfing place learning how to put. One of the obstacles is a plastic clown whose mouth blocks the hole and the clown is laughing at Happy because he keeps missing the shot. So Happy finally explodes and hits the clown with his golf club, screaming, "You're gonna die clown!"

"You think that's funny, I don't hear you laughing now!!"

wow. So I'm driving to work, minding my own business, and I get onto southbound northwestern highway from telegraph, going towards my work. I just get up to highway speed in medium traffic when all a sudden out of nowhere a bunch of white 2x4s are all over the freeway in the left and center lanes. I'm in the left lane, going "fuck, there's no way I can swerve to avoid these", so I just decided to hold the wheel straight and go for it (if I blew a tire, I wanted to be going straight, rather than careening towards traffic, or the stalled vehicle in the breakdown lane).

a bunch of noise, then shit flying everywhere behind me, and a hell of a bumpy ride.

I survived. My car is okay. I don't get it. That should have blown my tires to bits, and it would have if I didn't get the damaged ones I had been driving on for months replaced the other day. At worst, I know I snapped a few that were already damaged by the fall from whereever they came from, and they should have damaged something under the car. Everything was okay.

Anyway, I called 911 and reported all the crap all over the highway. Hopefully they can get it cleaned up before someone with bad tires hits it or something.

I finally dumped the pictures for the last 2 months off my camera. The time and date stamps are messed up, and all the "p101xxx" pictures were taken in the last week or so, everything else was taken on the month and day in the file name.
http://mainframe.timmins.net/~noweb4u/july-02-photos/

Some interesting photos I have selected (executive summary of about 50 or so photographs):
This is my favorite demented cook, making cookies: http://mainframe.timmins.net/~noweb4u/july-02-photos/p1010072.jpg
The server serving the photos right now is on the right: http://mainframe.timmins.net/~noweb4u/july-02-photos/p1010076.jpg
Who said power and water don't mix… : http://mainframe.timmins.net/~noweb4u/july-02-photos/p1010084.jpg
Replacing my trunk lock, hax0r style: http://mainframe.timmins.net/~noweb4u/july-02-photos/p1010085.jpg
Now the only shiny metal still on my car – my new brakes: http://mainframe.timmins.net/~noweb4u/july-02-photos/p1010096.jpg

Should I stay or should i go now? : http://mainframe.timmins.net/~noweb4u/july-02-photos/p1010098.jpg
If I stay there will be trouble: http://mainframe.timmins.net/~noweb4u/july-02-photos/p1010101.jpg
If I don't there will be double: http://mainframe.timmins.net/~noweb4u/july-02-photos/p1010105.jpg
Just let me know, should I stay or should I go?: http://mainframe.timmins.net/~noweb4u/july-02-photos/p1010107.jpg

A beautiful morning sky: http://mainframe.timmins.net/~noweb4u/july-02-photos/p7070050.jpg
: http://mainframe.timmins.net/~noweb4u/july-02-photos/p7070049.jpg

And in the clearing, we spotted a telco farm: http://mainframe.timmins.net/~noweb4u/july-02-photos/p7070054.jpg
The things on the back of this truck are tires.. They really are almost as big as a passenger car: http://mainframe.timmins.net/~noweb4u/july-02-photos/p7070061.jpg

Besides the beads, the previous residents used wires twisted together, and even scotch tape, to make the telephone connections in the apartment. This was prevalent in every jack in the apartment.: http://mainframe.timmins.net/~noweb4u/july-02-photos/p7090070.jpg