1) "Meijer, an ADVENTURE in every store…"
2) "Wal-Marts, I _hate_ Wal-Marts…" (think: Indiana Jones where he is talking about snakes in the pit)
3) "G'day Mate… The loo in hardware ain't on the up.."
4) "Sir, please step away from the eMachine… I … am from SUN.. the computer IS the network (a)
5) "Fancy a shag? …. (horrified look) OH MY GAWD LADY, DID SOMETHING DIE? CLOSE YOUR LEGS ALREADY!"
"Don't shove that up there!"
"Is that your dick?"
They make Zesty Twirls out of that!?
Excuse me, but where can I find Ooops I Crapped My Pants (TM)?
(stolen from SNL)
1) "Meijer, an ADVENTURE in every store…"(a)
5) "Fancy a shag? …. (horrified look) OH MY GAWD LADY, DID SOMETHING DIE? CLOSE YOUR LEGS ALREADY!"
2) "Wal-Marts, I _hate_ Wal-Marts…" (think: Indiana Jones where he is talking about snakes in the pit)
3) "G'day Mate… The loo in hardware ain't on the up.."
4) "Sir, please step away from the eMachine… I … am from SUN.. the computer IS the network
Paul Timmins, Meijer Loss Prevention: "They ran out of the store with what? after pulling a gun on the help…
1. OWNED!!!!!
2. Pauls first experience watching midget beastality pornography
3. Paul finds his sisters having a threesome with each other
That's what Nick's ex-fiancee looks like?
I've heard of Netsex. I've heard of interfacing with a computer. That's just GROSS!