Driving around with and he starts revving his engine at a red light (noone around, he was trying to intimidate the light, i think)

Him: "Yea, it'd be cool if the light changed color because I revved my engine at it"
Me: "Yea, it'd be funny, turns grey or something fucked up like that."
Me: "Or even funnier if it started crying when you did that, maybe even crying blood"
Him: "Yea, turns out the light is the bastard child of Jesus Christ"

hehe