I'm gonna hitchhike to defcon and hang out there. N told me this is the final year, so I can't do it right (as in, with money and stuff), so I'm gonna bum my way there and have a good time.
Anyone who wants to give me and ladymace a ride to defcon, I'd appreciate it. w00t!
You could ask, but he'll probably stop in the middle of Iowa and use the "put out or get out" line on you.